This
is technically a crime but damn it was funny!
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| I did not look this good going it. I wish I did. |
Okay,
background: for months I have been getting calls from a phone scam.
An incompetent phone scam using shitty mobiles that constantly drop
calls, that can't decide whether they're calling from a phone company
I'm not contracted to or telling me I can claim PPI on loans I've
never taken out or could claim compensation for an accident I've
never had.
Frankly,
I finally got tired of them. I got tired of trying to press them on
how long I've been with their phone company or asking them how much
the loan was for or what accident I had. Vicious sadist that I am I
finally got tired of torturing these idiots.
So
I solemnly informed them that I worked for Berkshire Constabulary and
was referring their details to the fraud squad. The umming and
spluttering on the other end of the line was delicious because they
don't remember how many times they've called me, I'm just a number on
a list they probably bought from some company I've done momentary
business with (probably something to do with letting agency credit
checks, frankly).
Its
amazing how switching things up a bit can really put the joy back in
causing others pain.
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